Lady Louella’s Wishlist of Favourite things

Gifts are not necessary nor expected. But when a slave wishes to extend himself to making such an effort, the gesture is appreciated.

As I receive requests asking what kinds of things I like, I provide this wishlist to offer some guidance for the poor lost slave as to my taste, my desires and my needs. There range from second-hand books costing a few pounds on Amazon, through to wine, perfume and chocolates, dungeon equipment that I am desperate need of, and things that will give me joissance verging on gift orgasm, so that slave is well-educated on how to please me.

My birthday has recently passed, and I was so delighted that my slaves thought of me and gave me delightful gifts on this auspicious occasion. Thank you all, sincerely. x LL

1)Books I am dying for…

“Women of Babylon: Gender and Representation in Mesopotamia” by Zainab Bahrani (2011) £23.70  from Amazon Books

“The Goddess and the Warrior: The Naked Goddess and Mistress of Animals in Early Greek Religion” by Nanno Marinatos (2011) £24.70 from Amazon Books

“The Many Faces of the Goddess: the iconography of the Syro-Palestinian Goddesses Anat, Astart, Qudeshet and Asherah c1500-1000 BC” by Izak Cornelius  (2008), £64.00 from Amazon Books

2) Oral pleasure – wine and chocolate

Lady Louella is not in this sense hard to please, in that she loves fine wines – both white and red. Amongst some of her favourites in white – are chablis, poilly fume and pinot gris, and in red – pinot noir, bordeaux varieties, but really almost any good wine…and naturally champagne as well.

And I adore dark chocolate. What woman doesn’t?! Apparently there’s a chemical reason why women respond so well to dark chocolate, which works as an anti-depressant. As if we needed an excuse for its consumption. My favourite in the world thus far is Debauve and Gallais chocolate from Paris, made for French royalty and Russian tsars. (Van Gogh apparently even traded paintings for the chocolates.) But really all good dark chocolate with the high cocoa content is wonderful.

3) Perfume for her Ladyship

Perfume is always a beautiful, feminine gift. My regular favourite is Chanel no 5 perfume, such that my friends think that I must surely drink it. And like Marilyn Monroe, it’s the only thing I wear to bed.

I also collect a variety of boutique perfumes, oud and oriental scents. Amongst my most favourite wished for, are:

Mona di Orio – Amongst the best perfumers of the contemporary era, and sadly recently passed away. In particular I would love her Les Nombres d’Or – “Ambre”, or even Les Nombres d’Or – “Musc”, and her special “Oudh”.  The beautifully composed eau de parfums are available online from the Mona di Orio website directly, or at “Les Senteurs” in Belgravia in London, or Marie Antoinette in Paris (4th arr).

Andy Tauer – “Le Maroc pour elle” – the bottle doesn’t look much, but this classic perfume is regarded amongst the best orientals in the world, from boutique perfumer Andy Tauer, available online or if anyone is off to Switzerland…!

4) Dungeon equipment to complete “The Lady’s Lair”

Master U leather sling, London.

I am confident that this is the best sling in the whole wide world, having been tried and tested in clubs and saunas throughout London and further afield, receiving use and abuse over a period of years, which as far as I’m concerned is superior to NASA testing. It’s comfortable and endures use and abuse. Much like I hope My dear slave. And Mistress can additionally use it to perch on while trampling a slave with her patent stilettos, or indeed stockinged feet. It is  £460 from “Master U” boutique, 330 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HJ, London. Who are open Tues-Sat 11.30 – 6 pm. Telephone +44 (0)20 7582 9406.

Or it can be ordered online at: https://www.fetish-store.co.uk/store/slings/259-the-sling-MU-SL10.html

5) Tri-colour Lady Dior handbag

New “Lady Dior” handbag, by Dior.

Dior has just gone and brought out what may as well be a Lady Louella handbag. It’s actually apparently called the tricolour “Lady Dior” handbag. Those bastards! And there I was confidently telling people that I would never been seen with an extravagant handbag. But then I saw THIS handbag in a Harpers magazine and nearly spluttered inelegantly my mouth full of red wine over the glossy page…. It is here modelled by Marion Coillard (who played Edith Piaf in “La Vie en Rose”), and you can see the multi-tonal colours of the handbag being entirely individualistic and absolutely exquisite, jewel-like, in the finest crocodile leather. The rich fuschia pink side panels on the bag being a perfect match to my signature lipstick. The blue a perfect match to my favourite corset. Sigh! Even the grain of leather placement has been so well thought-through, to fetishistic detail.

Available from Dior boutiques, and it looks as though it may be a limited edition this-season-only couture release. It is a bag I would treasure my whole life, and take out only on special occasions in which I will fondly drink in the colours and rub the crocodile leather grain, honouring the animal who was sacrificed for the ultimate object of fetish and gratification for Mistress.

6) Gift vouchers from Amazon, or Selfridges (also known as the “Mother Ship”)

As Mistress is naturally a control-freak, a slave can never go wrong by getting them a gift voucher so she can buy her own gift. Incredibly pragmatic and sends a message akin to “Oh priestess Mistress on high, how could I humble slave ever expect to please you when clearly your tastes are much better refined than I, a mere slave could ever demonstrate. Thus naturally I bow to you and empower you to rightfully Dominate your own choice of gift.” Mmmmm, perfect!, Good slave! Now get back to worshiping my feet!